May 2013
9 posts
loveanddrevenge:
Wish my life wasn’t one big
anxiety attack
panic attack
mental breakdown
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
uoa:
do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
ewoksandwrackspurts:
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
April 2013
21 posts
dabbityflabbity:
yesimbeyonce:
someone needs to get Justin Bieber into rehab and soon because
“Remember the plan; we break in, kill my career, and get out.”
gtaire:
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
today there were these 12 year old boys hanging around. as i got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “can i get your number?” and i turned around and said “why, you need a babysitter?”
hairypitsandtits:
men who are sweet to you
but call women they don’t like wh*res/sluts/bitches/other misogynist terms
are
not
sweet
stucksonyous:
THIS IS DEMIS LONG LOST TWIN IM NOT EVEN KIDDING OMFG BY E
http://instagram.com/cahroles/
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
mahn1gga:
if we’re gonna talk you should know i dislike myself and have no self esteem and will not take a compliment so don’t try and like we will get along good if you just dont
fezzingly:
‘how to pick fights over the simplest things and sometimes even imaginary things’, a guide written by my mum
The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are...
benedictcumbergasm:
thereal-jin-screw:
breakingtablesinnandos:
maryyulz:
We already lived in two different millenniums
We already lived in two different ages
We already lived in 3 different decades
We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11
And we passed through: 12/12/12
We watched the “End of the World”
...
jisatsus:
i do this thing where i distance myself from people because they seem so much happier without me and i don’t want to ruin that
gerardcalmyourhands:
my biggest fear is someone asking me out as a joke like i have literally had this thought at the back of my mind since like 2nd grade and i am terrified
acciohealthylifestyleeeee:
I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
ryaninwonderland:
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
vans-supreme:
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
March 2013
28 posts
do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there
best-of-funny:
I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
X
poutyowl:
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
marchfirsts:
Before we know it Justin and Miley will be hanging out and a paparazzi will say something dumb and miley will kick his ass while justin stands back and yells “FUCK” around.. :’)
h0llo:
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
jesuschristvevo:
i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid
raveyrai:
khaillou:
Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
cnnbreaking:
when two friends in your class choose each other over you to pair up
queefito:
one time in 5th grade i was in pe and i was really nervous because my crush was there and he looked at me and i sighed and a loud fart came out at the same time
dreammaker-heartbreaker:
animandaxd:
ask-0ncie:
danglingthpider:
boredsociopath:
On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face
Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment
everybody reblog this
spread the news
R.I.P. to all the other kids that have committed...
morganaslefay:
it’s just amazing how school is advertised as this place where you grow and learn and better yourself and your future but really it’s just a place that makes you feel like shit and lowers your self esteem and then puts you into the world with a piece of paper and severe anxiety
The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
